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Hi Marcus,
How are things in Australia? I hear lockdown is bothering you a lot, but don't worry, it will probably be here soon too. But that's not what I want to write about, you have to imagine that I have come up with an invention that may not be very famous but can make a huge difference to the lives of many teenagers. The very idea came to me when I saw a very attractive girl on the bus who was biting her nails incessantly. It was quite disgusting and intriguing at the same time, especially the sounds she made while doing it. This sucking, biting, gripping the edge of the nail with her teeth and then trying again after failing made for an extremely interesting symphony. Well, I decided to invent a nail-biter. It will be a small machine that will peel off anything that can be called a protruding nail and then shred the substance, but most importantly it will imitate the sounds of real biting and you can set the volume. I believe that after a few sessions everyone will have lost the urge to indulge in this barbaric custom, and if not, they will be buying my invention to have fun.
The only problem is that I lack volunteers to test further improvements to my device. Unfortunately the volunteers' fingernails grow far too slow in relation to the ideas I come up with.
How do you think to get nails on human fingers, preferably with their owners, and money for further research and development of this wonderful invention?
Write as soon as possible
Petrus