1. ''As they come round the track for the last time, Jason Button is in the lead by one second.''
2. ''And David Haye has knocked out Nikolai Valuev in the third round of this fight.''
3. ''Wayne Rooney steps up to take the penalty and oh dear. He's missed.''
4. ''David Villa goes past one defender, and another and he's scored another goal to make it Spain 3 Holland 0.''
5. ''And Usain Bolt crosses the line in 9.21 seconds. He's broken the world record again.''
6. A: Why do you work our in the gym everyday?
B: I want to keep fit. You should take up a sport, too.
