Odpowiedź:
I can't cope with my life right now. It's a Friday night and I can't afford to do anything fun without wasting all of my money. According to the internet the champions league final is tomorrow, but that's too late. My Mum is hosting a party and she says that she doesn't want me to look bored. She should have some sympathy. Just because you're the host doesn't mean that you're my boss. Mum tends to throw parties like this quite frequently, every two weeks she has a selection of the movie theater, a bowling alley, or of course, staying at home and drinking. When Mum is finished drinking she looks very weird. She acts wild like a monkey with no protection. At one moment she just goes dead for a little while and wakes up a few hours later. It's pretty miserable watching her like that, and then, after she wakes up, she's really cranky. So when I go to get snacks I try not to be quiet but I always end up making a noise. She keeps an exhibition of beers in her cabinet. She is always trying to work on it, but I keep telling her that she's crazy. When you come to think about it, the house actually gets kind of crowded when she has her parties. Being involved in one of Mum's parties means that you have to drink, dance, and clean after everything is over. I could honestly write a blockbuster movie about this, but I'm too lazy. Once, she accidentally threw a jigsaw at the window and it shattered. It didn't affect her as much as it affected Me, though. Anyway, here I am trying to look up something fun to watch and I see this amazing gig on the internet. I decide to click it, but it was a bunch of homeless people singing off of a script trying to impress me. If you are going to tell lies, at least write in the description so that I don't have to waste my time! We live in a bungalow so I come out daily to cut the grass and take out the trash. I do not know how I came from talking about my Friday night to taking out the trash, but here I am!
Wyjaśnienie:
Sorki że tak długo, ale napewno dostaniesz 4,5 albo 6