Dad: Sue, where were you yesterday?
Sue: I was in a race with the London Lads Football Team.
Dad: Were they on their mountain bikes?
Sue: No, they weren't. They were on scooters!
Dad: Were you on a scooter?
Sue: No, I wasn't. I was on a mountain bike!
Dad: Who was the winner?
Sue: I was the winner! I was really fast on the mountain bike but they were fast on scooters!
