- Had I seen the beast crossing the fence and leaving dirt on my doormat, I'd have shot it and called the police to get the owner to pay me.
- Oh, I feel sorry for you. But maybe it was just an accident?
- No way. It's been not the first time.
- You know, I'm afraid it might have been my dog.
- Yours? No way, Frank. Your dog is tamed and knows how to behave. There's nothing to talk about. Bye.
- I'm mature and independent and I'm going to live with you.
- Are you? So how are you going to pay the rent? I'm not a charity.
- No problem, I'll earn. Anyway, my parents could cover the costs.
- Yeah, I see you're really mature and independent. Get back to them and don't bother me.